As soon as im home from work, im all over you.
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
is this a conspiracy or just spooky?
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
don’t tell me how to live my life
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
I am glad it wasn’t
avengers christmas 2013 by in hyuk lee
Spectrum 17: The Best in Contemporary Fantastic Art
don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck
DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK
don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck
dont make friends
glad we sorted that out guys
Neon genesis is real!
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